The Bottom Line

What kind of city is this? Bunch of spineless turds runnin' around as far as I can tell. The only action I saw was a girly Malkavian get staked and a monkey that got too damned close to me and wouldn't shut the hell up. As far as that goes, if I hear anybody refer to me as the monkey killer or anything of the like as God is my witness I'll whip the hell out of without a second thought. And that goes for ANYBODY. I don't give a damn if you're the Queen of England, I'll open up a whole keg o' whup-ass on you and there ain't a damned thing you can do about it. Now, the other night when I got introduced to your prince I heard somebody say something to the effect of "Oh, he's here to join the prince's Sabbat squad." Well I'll tell you right now nothin'could be farther from the truth. I didn't come down here to join anybody's little groups and clubs, be it the Sabbat squad or your sheriff's little posse, so don't ask. I don't need nobody and if I did it would be people hand picked by me. So here's some fair warning for you, if I'm in a fight and by some strange act of God I'm gettin' my ass whipped, and I don't give a damn if there's 20 motherfuckers beatin' me down, the first one to try and help me will get their ass whipped 100 times worse than I do. And that's a Goddamned promise. So now don't go thinkin', "Is this what we have to look forward to every month. Some asshole threatening us constantly." Well my answer is no. I'm just giving you your warning shot this month. If you stay the fuck outta my way, there shouldn't be a problem. But if you fuck with me in the least, I'll whip the hell outta you, and that's the bottom line.

Jon Austin 3:16

"Here I come reach for your guns and you better listen well my friend you see, it's been slow down below aimed at you I'm the cowboy from hell."

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