MY NAME IS PRINCE
AND I AM FUNKY

ladies and gentlemen, introduce to you, the new prince of tucson, devin lee! that's right kids, at our last meeting i was voted in. "but i didn't vote!" you might say. well I'm sorry, you should've been there. it was comical. anyway, i thought you'd like to know the status of the government in tucson. well, i'm the prince, simone is the senechal. reg is the sheriff. and ares is the keeper. if you would like to know who the primogen are, i suggest you write everyone in your clan and ask them if they are it. hey look, i'm already doing better than most have in the past. alot of you may say, "i thought that since simone was the senechal, she would become prince". well i was under the understanding that the tremere were not to hold big positions of power in the city, so i'm just doing my part to help out my good friends, the tremere. now some of you may also say, "but weren't you sabbat?" yes i was, but i did not inhale. an i swear that i did not sleep with that young intern... i was up all night! anyway, i would like to make note of a meeting that was held a few months back. at this meeting everyone decided that it would be in our best interests to keep a low profile. no masquerade violations, no unnecessary killings. i stand by this. if you break the masquerade your punishment will be be swift. no violations will be tolerated. to the little trekkie that was running around the neighborhood searching for the "admiral", this is your warning. another incident and you will be dealt with. kids, this is a very serious thing. if someone fucks up and hunters come to this town we will all have to deal with it. just keep low profiles and all will be well. this is going to be fun. and don't expect me to be a steven or monroe. while steven did have his moments, for the most part he was a harsh man. i like to have fun. and i would also like to make a correction on something that dr. craydon said. shandel will not be teaching dogs to talk. that seems to be an impossible feat. she will be teaching them to read. i hope to see you all next month, and would like to remind you all that in september we will be holding a people's court. if you have a problem with anyone in town, file a grievance with me and take'em to court! this is going to be a wonderful experience. that is all.

			papa don't make no mess.


devin lee.
if the elevator
tries to bring you down
go crazy!
punch a higher floor.

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